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Sunday, August 21st, 2005
12:39 pm
taken
Body: if your single repost this with the title SINGLE

if your Taken Repost this with the title TAKEN

if u dont u will have 4 years bad luck in relationships


this si fucking stupid!!
12:26 pm
If you cant get someone outta your head

and you miss them............

and wanna give them a big hug

and a big kiss

right now

and u wish they were with you

at this very second

then repost this right now!!~~

and something great will happen

tommorow with the person you can't get outta your head


A Teenage Guy and Teenage Girl have been dating for 4 or 5 months and they are in his bedroom on the bed making out....

guy:pulls away from kissing
girl:stares at him

guy:"We should do something."
girl:"Like what?"

guy:"Well I really like you. I think I love you!"
girl: is amazed that he loves her because she has loved him for the longest time and she replies, "I love you too!"

guy:"I think you should let me be your first", he says as he tugs at her pants.
girl:"I'm not sure. Will it hurt?"

guy:"No, I will take it easy."
girl:"You promise?"

guy:"You do trust me, don't you?"
girl:"Yes, I do."

guy:"Well, okay."
girl:lays back and lets him pull her pants off

guy:puts a condom on
girl:hopes and prays that he won't leave her after this.

guy:goes at it, even though she is crying; doesn't matter to him. He's enjoying it!
girl:cries, but wants to make him happy

Two days later....
guy:calls girl on the phone...
girl:happy that he called, even though it was 2 days later

guy:"We need to talk."
girl:"0kay, about what?"

guy:"Ummm"
girl:"What? Did I do something wrong?"

guy:"No! It's not you, but we should break up."
girl:"Why? I thought that you loved me?!"

guy:"I do, but I just don't want to be in a relationship!"
girl:"0h, okay." She starts to cry and hangs up.

The girl is so sad, she cries some more! She feels so darn stupid for having sex with him!
The guy is happy that he was her first and brags to all of her friends.
The girl ends up pregnant.
The guy denies that it's his because she has had sex with sooooo many other guys before him! (LIAR!)

Guys: Repost this if you would NEVER EVER lie to a girl about loving her!


Girls: Repost this to show guys what ASSHOLES some of them are!!! The "L"word is not only love it is also trust sooo dont give urself away in less u r defently sure that he loves u n will stick around n not only sayin shit just to get in ur pants
12:24 pm
When a guy calls you.....

When a guy calls you hott hes looking at your body
When a guy calls you pretty hes looking at your face
When a guy calls you beautiful he is looking at your soul



When a girl calls you.....

When a girl calls you sexy shes looking at your body
When a girl calls you cute shes looking at your face
When a girl calls you sweety shes looking at your personality
When a girl calls you gorgeous shes looking at your soul


if you dont repost this you will be cursed with bad love life for the next 5 years.

repost it and and your love will call you at 3:52 pm
12:23 pm
Their was a boy who I liked and his name was Dave. He liked me to,well thats what I was told...but one day I was walking to class and I heard someone call my name when I turned around Dave was there...

"Ashley wait up!" he called.

I waited for a few seconds and let him catch up then once he did I started walking again.

"Yes,you need something?"I asked
"Yea...a favor."he said.
"Sure what is it?"I asked.
"Go out with me." he said with a gleam in his eyes.
"ok...sure."I said secretly jumping with joy in my mind.

He walked me to class and kissed me good bye...then the late bell rang and he sprug down the hall to get to class. He walked me to class every day and Kissed me every day and he was with me every chance he got. Then days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months and months turned into a year and he still ran to catch up with me. It was the day of our one year anniversary and he walked me to class gave me a box and a kiss...then he whispered into my ear..."I love you." then he left. I opened the gift and it was a ring...a gorgeous ring. That night we were out at dinner to celebrate and all he surprised me...AGAIN...

"Ash...you know how I said that I loved you?"he asked
"yea?" I got really nervous....
"I really do you know I love you."

I didnt say any thing and I knew he wanted me to say it but I didnt want to seem stupid so I stuffed food in my mouth and he didnt say anything but I could tell he was disapointed. We got done eating and he was driving me home at the red light he turned and looked at me...

"Why wont you say you love me? dont you love me like I love you?" he asked,

I didnt know what to say I loved him more than I could imagine but I just didnt know how or when to say it...

"I...I...lov...."

BOOM!!!!!!!!!! a semi had hit the driver side and ramed us right into a lake.The next day I was in the hospital and all I could think about was if Dave was ok...so I got out of my bed and searched for him...but when I found him he was barly alive...seeing the one I loved near death made me drop to my knees and cry...

"Dave I love you...I've loved you since the first day we meant I love you soooo much dont you leave me please dont leave me I need you here...I LOVE YOU!!!!"

With his very last breath he said...

"Ash...I love you too." then he was gone.

A week later I was able to go home but I wasnt ready to face school yet and my mom understood. I went up to my room and I found a note inside the ring box....

Ashley,
I hope you like this ring. It was my grandma's she told me to give it to the one I love and well I love you. No matter what happens to me I will always love you. If I died today I want to die knowing you love me...I wont leave this earth with out knowing you love me. Ashley your always in my heart forever until the day I die.
Dave.

p.s. I love you now...I will love you forever.

REPOST THIS IF...

1. YOU NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO KNOW IF THE ONE YOU LOVED...LOVED YOU TO...

2.IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE SOOO MUCH YOU COULDNT LIVE WITH OUT THEM

3. IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, BUT CAN'T OR COUDLN'T TELL THEM...
12:13 pm
SEX!
Body: SEX IS A TEMPTATION
CAUSED BY A SENSATION
WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION
IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION
DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION?
OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

SKY IS BLUE
WATER IS WET
I'LL MAKE YOU CUM
I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT
PRESSED AGAINST MY BODY
MOVIN UP AND DOWN
SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY
WE WILL MOVE THE GROUND

SEX IS EVIL
SEX IS A GAME
ONE NIGHT OF PASSION
NINE MONTHS OF PAIN
BABY'S A BASTARD
FATHERS A GIT
ALL BECAUSE THE CONDOM SPLIT!

SEX IS LIKE MATH
YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES
ADD THE BED
DIVIDE THE LEGS
THEN MULTIPLY!

ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM

HICKERY DICKERY DOC
THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND DUMPED HER AT DA END OF THE BLOCK!!!

SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAID

SEX IS EVIL
SEX IS A SIN
SINS ARE FORGIVEN
SO STICK IT IN!!!

SEND THIS TO FIVE PEOPLE ELSE YOU WILL BE DOOMED TO BAD SEX FOREVER!!!!!!
GOOD LUCK MAKE A WISH FOR YOUR SEX LIFE GO

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IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE YOU WILL GET BAD SEX FOR LIFE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE 17 MIN GO!!!!!!
12:08 pm
If this doesnt touch you, you have no heart.........
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Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night....

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film

DAY 4:

They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House....Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed...

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident

DAY 29:

11:37pm

Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all

Daniel: Wait for me....

20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital

11:57pm

The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter

Doctor: We found this in daniel's pocket

Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are a really cute girl and i am really falling for you..Your cherished.... smile you were everything when we played this game..... Before this game would end...I wouldlike you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life.... I love you Jasmine....

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........

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Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day.... Love them while they are still here...

Copy Paste and after 24hours .... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you!

I
love
you
and
Need
you
Forever
<3






Repost this in 5min.
and a miracle will happen tonight
12:08 pm
Body: AWW THIS IS SO CUTE!
Body: *Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
**Boy: No
*Girl: Do you like me?
**Boy: Not really
*Girl: Do you want me?
**Boy: No
*Girl: Would you cry if I left?
**Boy: No
*Girl: Would you live for me?
**Boy: No
*Girl: Would you do anything for me?
**Boy: No way
*Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
**Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

REPOST THIS IN 5 MIN. or IF YOU CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU LOVE... OR YOU'LL HAVE BAD LUCK IN YOUR UPCOMING RELATIONSHIPS FOR 10
12:07 pm
Body: What a BOYFRIEND SHOULD Know and a GIRLFRIEND SHOULD do


Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.


Guys:whisper in her ear
Girls: giggle


Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say" me too " or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.


Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and MEAN IT.


Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.



Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush....



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STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

now copy and repost this. if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12 midnight tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want yo
Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
7:10 am
This is the Myspace Make Out game . Im pretty sure everyone on
here wants to make out with least one person on MySpace. So
here are the rules. If you want to make out with me..REPLY to this telling me! But you must REPOST this if you wanna see who wants to make out with you...the game is on!!!!! Repost or u will have bad luck in relationships for the next 3 years
Friday, August 5th, 2005
1:39 am
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4 Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10 A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
9:38 pm
omg how sad **do not read**

Body: One day , a girl's mom died. She bathe in flowers petals so the girl made a BIG heart in the mom's room sayin i miss u. Everyday a petal dissapears. Soon it was the girls birthday. and wen she go takes a shower the flower petals were in the tub saying:

honey, i miss u 2. i luv u but if u need me. Ill always be in ur heart. I will never let go of u, tell ur dad i luv him.

MOM

Post this in less then an hour or ur mom will die and never come back to
Friday, September 10th, 2004
9:52 pm
Huricanes
Man this sucks, all these hurricanes are comming!
but we borded up pretty good with our ghetto shutters
we dont know if ivan is coming, but from charlie,
frances and andrue we are not taking any chances.
Saturday, July 24th, 2004
10:06 pm
i have 12 toes
but i recently lost one, so now i have eleven.


FRIENDS ONLY!!!!

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